I use to go to Japanese school on Saturdays and if you were the first one there it was an unspoken rule that you were to write ‘good morning everyone’ on the bord.

kirstenrothbart:

Dead End Girls

© 2013, Kirsten Rothbart

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

disgustinghuman:

i’m imagining cuddling those weird jiggly glittery water tube things you find at dollar stores but it’s the size of me and more firm and less slippery and it’s like a body pillow. creating a human shaped lump of pillows to sleep against when i’m alone is losing its charm.

confusedtree:

You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months

disgustinghuman:

too cute u_u

delicatness:

you-knowhowido:

child-of-the-darkness:

lolitalisa-almost-dead:

merryblossoms:

xshvmir:

strong-and-stronger:

Guys, look! A little jiggle! You can see her skin bunch up when she moves! She looks real and healthy! And you know what else? She looks damn fab.

Yessss! She’s gorgeous!

Can this be a new thing? Please?

This needs to be on everybody’s dash

Always reblog ❤

Work it girllllll

Waa this annoys me and here is why…
Yea fine she is beautiful yeah fine confidence blah blah blah
BUT
if a girl who is naturally skinny tries to be proud of her body she would get nothing like the same response.
She’d get “anorexic Bitch” “eat a burger”
I’m not saying its wrong to be curvy.
I’m asking for a change in the way we accept each others body shapes.
Skinny girls are beautiful too and should love their figure.
Real women have brains. Not curves.

^Thank you! No ones realizes that naturally skinny girls have it just as bad a curvy girls. It hurts to be told your fat and it hurts to be told you’re anorexic when you’re just naturally skinny. We need to learn how to expect all shapes and sizes.

So I just found out there are things called gauging kits all this time I’ve just been putting chop sticks in my ears.

meeresstille:

by Serge Marshennikov

lutecexy:

digiportplz:

egburts:

connivingwitch:

raspberryragdoll:

ultragraphique:

Sometimes you have a really hard work week and you just need to do something to make yourself happy.

Can I ask you something?

How…The hell…do you get your eyeliner so perfect????

Seriously?? It’s beautiful!

FUCKIN HELL THAT IS SKILL

holy shit fucking master pls tEACh ME

Holy cow talk about having a steady hand, that’s like a perfect wing.

your makeup=perfection

madmothmiko:

Snnns